The Broke Yolk

Hello egglings, I know it’s been a while. If you’re just now tuning in, well fuck u. Just kidding I love each and every one of my readers. Unless you’re racist. No love there. Anyway, the reason I went MIA for so long is because I was solicited via Instagram DM to become an #eggfluencer… Continue reading Unfortunately, I am back!

My sweet lil eggshells how you been doin’??? Missed yas. Today I wanted to take the time and write about something I care deeply about – liquid cheese. Queso, a delicious vehicle for crudités, dairy left sitting on top of the radiator – whatever you want to call it, I’m into it. I’ll be the… Continue reading An Ode to Liquid Cheese

Alternate title: Making Tacos, but also Memories Egglets I’m so sorry! I’m the worst mother hen in the world. I know I said I was bad about posting that one time because of my stressful move but it appears as though I can be bad about posting for literally no reason at all! Who woulda… Continue reading How to Throw a Fiesta When it’s Snowing But You’re Also Dead Inside

Happy 2019 losers! I love New Years because it’s a time where I can focus on myself for once without being considered “selfish.” It’s also a great checkpoint for #personalgrowth! This time last year – sad loser without a bedroom. This time this year – sad loser with a bedroom! and a blog! Anyway –… Continue reading I Don’t Wanna Live in the Past but Oh Well: My Best & Worst Food Moments of 2018

Long time no freakin’ blog! Sorry egg-heads. It’s been a wild couple of weeks. I’ll get you caught up on my v busy life at the end of this because I know you’ve been wondering what the heck I’ve been up to and stressing about. But the craziest part of all of this and why… Continue reading Cooking for Three! (This Blog Post is Not About the Pasta)

Hi friends! Happy Monday – hope you all put in the Bare Minimum at work today 🙂 I don’t have a recipe for yas today because I’m at my parents’ house and I am subsisting on Thomas’ english muffins and Chick-Fil-A. I think they still eat “dinner” around here so I might get by without… Continue reading A Food Tour of Feasterville, PA: Home to “Runaway Mom” Bonnie Sweeten and also Me

Hi friends! Can you believe we’re almost to the weekend?!!!!!!!! Hell to the yes. I’m gonna celebrate by butt chugging the half-gallon of oat milk in my fridge before it goes bad!* This has been A WEEK amirite. Prob because of Thanksgiving next week. Good vibes to all my loyal readers who have to go… Continue reading The Super Fake Sweet Potato Hash

Hello friend! You’re back! Not sure why but please don’t leave! It’s lonely and drafty here and I think there’s a ghost! nOW FOR THE FOOD! Basically this bowl can be a hodgepodge of whatever is happenin’ in your fridge at the mome. I used a bag of TJ’s broccoli florets on its last legs… Continue reading The “Broccoli is About to go Bad” Bowl

Welcome to my NEW and FRESH “blog” called The Broke Yolk. TBQuiteHonest I don’t really know what a blog is or what it’s supposed to be. I mean I know one when I see one but like…..how do I know if I’m doing it right? I want to equate it to how I don’t know… Continue reading The Broke Yolk is Whatever I Want it to be Goddammit