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Hi! I guess you’ve found yourself on this page because you think I’m hot or funny (hopefully both). I hope you enjoy it here!

A little about me:

  • not very tall
  • none of my bras fit well
  • recently been getting into twix bars
  • hate cleaning bathrooms
  • scared of lightning coming through a window and killing me
  • scared of tornado killing me
  • scared of being buried alive

What else is important…I’m a sagittarius sun, pisces moon, gemini rising (read: crazy). I will not take my partner’s last name in the event of marriage unless it is a good name and makes me sound imporant or rich. I’m partial to the last name “Gold” so if that’s you hit me up.

Other than that I’m just a gal who cooks a lot of eggs because meat is expensive and kinda gross to buy and also I guess bad for the environment (I do eat meat I just don’t cook it a lot). I like to make food for my 3 friends and write silly things and I hope you like it and if you don’t then you suck!!!

IF YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH ME PLEASE DO NOT KEEP IT TO YOURSELF – OUR TIME IS SHORT. I GUESS IF YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE YOU SHOULD TELL THEM TOO.

wHAT PEOPLE SAY

It takes so long for her to friggen post!

Friend #1

Does she even post recipes? I don’t remember.

My sister

You can tell the creator has eggscellent writing skills.

My mom

 

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