Hi! I guess you’ve found yourself on this page because you think I’m hot or funny (hopefully both). I hope you enjoy it here!
A little about me:
- not very tall
- none of my bras fit well
- recently been getting into twix bars
- hate cleaning bathrooms
- scared of lightning coming through a window and killing me
- scared of tornado killing me
- scared of being buried alive
What else is important…I’m a sagittarius sun, pisces moon, gemini rising (read: crazy). I will not take my partner’s last name in the event of marriage unless it is a good name and makes me sound imporant or rich. I’m partial to the last name “Gold” so if that’s you hit me up.
Other than that I’m just a gal who cooks a lot of eggs because meat is expensive and kinda gross to buy and also I guess bad for the environment (I do eat meat I just don’t cook it a lot). I like to make food for my 3 friends and write silly things and I hope you like it and if you don’t then you suck!!!
IF YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH ME PLEASE DO NOT KEEP IT TO YOURSELF – OUR TIME IS SHORT. I GUESS IF YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE YOU SHOULD TELL THEM TOO.
wHAT PEOPLE SAY
It takes so long for her to friggen post!Friend #1
Does she even post recipes? I don’t remember.My sister
You can tell the creator has eggscellent writing skills.My mom